dont make me get all ghetto all up in here

So that’s what I wanted to say to Chloe as soon as I realized that potty training wasn’t going to be as easy as I hoped it would be.
Somewhere along the way, she picked up some STRONG WILLED ways, of which has NO RELATION to me whatsoever….and it’s really not serving us well in the potty training department.
Um, remember this video where I was crowned Miss People of Walmart.com? 
Yup, pretty much what happens when I place my beautiful princess on her little pink throne.
{which plays a grande song IF pee pee ever hit the sensor…btw.}
And girrrrrrrl…..when she pulls out the ghetto, you better get out the pen and take notes on Mama Ghetto….because I WILL one up you.
And by you, I mean Chloe.
One day she’ll read this and she will KNOW who the Queen Ghetto Bee is all up in this place.
So, as you can tell….it’s gonna be a FUN week(ish) around these parts, so I will be needing LOTS of solicited advice and prayers and support….and if you want to send me gifts to make me feel better, we can work that out as well.
I should mention that I’m also starting OPERATION LOSE LAST 10 POUNDS this week as well.
It’ll be like a gosh darn torture chamber around here…more for Jimmy than anyone.  
Poor guy.
SUCH good times.
{i did stock up on extra amino acids and pharma-gaba, guess this will be the real test if they work!}
On another note…
I have one of my favorite product giveaways starting tomorrow for you lovely followers…
Super excited to share it!
Okay….I’m off to set the timer…
wish me luck.
{and THIS is just another reason as to why I am SO done having kids…}
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Comments

  1. Good luck!! I’m definitely sending prayers your way 🙂

  2. You are freaking hilarious! I know that scene on the potty all to well. Good luck my friend!

    Shelley
    http://www.westermanfam.blogspot.com

  3. i stopped at 2…LOL and both are girls and we survived that time in our lives, as will you! it does get BETTER:) and they’re awesome! Wishing you a fabulous week ahead pretty:)

    BTW: i played the video and my daughter rushed over to see what the fuss was about….

  4. When I trained my Chloe, I would ask her if she needed to “go” like ever hour or half hour. She would say “no” then go take a pee on my bedroom floor. The next day I told her she could tell me if she needed to “go”. Before I knew it she was running to th potty screaming “I gotta go potty!!” I think I was hovering and pressuring too much. She was not having it. But as soon as I backed off a little, she was more relaxed and comfortable about the whole thing. Every kiddo is different, I know, but that’s what worked for us. 🙂 keep powering through!! Don’t give up. She’ll get there. 😉

  5. Oh how I feel your pain! I remember those days and honestly don’t miss them. Even though I just saw a little kid in line at Disneyland having one of these as I proceed to look at my husband and say “See, don’t you want another one?!” lol I do actually, if that makes sense. At least so my child has a sibling. :O)

    Good luck this week!!

  6. potty training is horrible! We are still struggling over here. Good luck!

  7. I hate potty training. It has been especially hard with my current trainee. The thought of a diaper-less house someday spurs me on! Good luck with your training!!

  8. I bet the dude’s tantrums can rival those of your little princess! Haha!