wont you take me to…funkytown? day 18

That peppy girl who said it was all DOWNHILL from here?

She can stuff it.

PMS said so.
Pretty sure that’s what my PMS would look like, if I didn’t have Tracy to answer to.

Instead I’m scowering craigslist for a killer deal, because shopping has to help me avoid my emotions even better than junk food.
BECAUSE I SAY SO!

{He will bring beauty from my pain….holding onto my life quote, holding on)

I mean, woah.
Gotta keep holding on….falling forward…towards growth and change.
I want to do this.
No one is Making Me.
Tracy, though in my dreams it’s different, doesn’t even know who I am…
sniff sniff.
So this is JUST ABOUT ME.
{and you, of course to help you….please hoping this helps you!}

So, today included some choco-blueberry pudding, and a few stray chocolate chips *may* have landed in my mouth in the process of making it.

I am weak.

Also?

I’m perplexed, people.

Perplexed about the cleanse portion of these 30 days.

And this is why.

I once attempted to do the weeks cleanse back a couple of months ago before a vacation.

I made and pureed ALL the meals (meaning 4oz) for the first few days and was ready and roaring to go.

Emily and I even teamed up for support.

Guess how far I got?

Oh, ummmm…the first day.

It’s those dang pureed foods!  

I just cannot seem to get them down without them wanting to come RIGHT back up.

Tomato Gaspacho, gag!

Corn pudding, retch!

Edemame mush, what?

Obvy, I can make an exception for the kiwi dessert and the chocolate pudding…but I’m pretty sure I can’t just keep repeating those all day in order to get the same results.  

Although….maybe.

No…

pretty sure, I can’t.

And this is where it would be great to have a direct line to Tracy.

Ya know, like we sometimes wish we had to God?

Like when we have something really important to decide, and if only God (or Tracy) would just answer us directly, we would have NO DOUBTS as to which path to take?

Yup, I’m there.

Tracy?

God?

Jesus?
ANYONE?

Knowing I CANNOT do the 5 day cleanse portion of this diet, do I:

a. do the first week of the diet over again to complete 30 days?

b. eat pizza and call it a deal on day 25?

c. wait for tracy to call me directly, and take her advice when that happens?

Speaking of Tracy….on a TOTAL UnRELATED note….

Did I mention when I dance, I pretend I’m auditioning for Tracy?  

It’s like when I was little when I used to just stop what I was doing when I was playing and look up and smile. 

Because maybe, just maybe, I was on a sitcom somewhere and this was my introduction moment to the show.

You TOTALLY did that too.

RIGHT?
Okay then….neither did I.
Totally kidding.

Ummmmm…..anyway….back to Tracy.  

Yes, my dream, (it was martin luther king day and all), is to commute to Tracy in LA and wow her with my knowledge of the method, shut her down with my moves, and then casually accept her generous offer to work alongside her other incredible trainers.

OH YA, sending THAT ONE out to my Jesus.  

{jesus, you got that?}

Can you hear it now?

Summer…..Tracy Anderson Trainer to the REAL people.

{she can have the stars, I want YOU!}

I have a dream…..

But I gotta wake up at the moment and get to making soup and salmon for my day instead.

Day 18, moving forward….

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Now about YOU GUYS!

Bethany and I are going to be Making a Video for ya’ll.
What do you want to see or hear?
Advice?
Mat moves?
Dancing?
Silence?

You tell us, and we WILL DELIVER…we only live to serve the ones who are along with us in these wild and crazy days that WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

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