he did not just say that!

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Sometimes it’s fun having a 5 year old, especially when he says things like this:

Taylor: what is one thing you don’t want to hold?
Me: a porcupine. 
Taylor: ya cause the one thing about porcupines is that when it gets scared it will totally pork you. 
{ummmm…..}

or….

“mom, how many girlfriends am i allowed to have? because i have three. izabel, violet, and lily. so, i’m just wondering, is that okay?”

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or…

Jimmy: Taylor, people think you and I are just the same. 
Taylor: but we’re not cause you don’t use your manners.


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or

Taylor: “Dad, why do people have cats? What are they good for?”

or

Taylor was trying as hard as he could to catch a bird as we were walking into Vons. 
I asked him what he would do with it if he caught it, and he said, “I would cook it and eat it.” 
I started laughing, and with a very serious look on his face he said, “I really would dad, I’m serious.”

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or

In a public restroom…
Me: “Taylor, this toilette is really dirty, can you just wait till we get home?”
Taylor: “I’m about to poop in my pants, what do you think?”


and those are just the ones we posted on facebook…

Hope you laughed!
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Comments

  1. Ah it is amazing the things they come out with. I am looking forward to when Youngling can tell me what he wants or what is wrong instead of his crocodile cries. But then I am nervous that I wont be able to shut him up either. Hope you’re ok hun you must swing by sometime been ages since weve seen at Two men, a cat and me 🙂 Take care xx

  2. LOL! Those were awesome.

  3. lol omg he’s such a cutie

  4. Quotes like that are the one reason I want to have children, the stuff they say blows my mind.

  5. OMG that is hilarious!!! Thank you for sharing, I had a good laugh which I totally needed this morning =) Gotta love kids, lol. And yours are gorgeous btw! Very good looking family =)

  6. i love little boys… they are so cute, sweet & funny!!

  7. he is too cute! 🙂

  8. Thanks for this – it reminded me of all the funny things my guy used to say when he was small.

    And *what* is it with little boys chasing birds?

  9. I’m always posting things my son says on Facebook too. I love the porcupine one best. Ha!