Sometimes it’s fun having a 5 year old, especially when he says things like this:
Taylor: what is one thing you don’t want to hold?
Me: a porcupine.
Taylor: ya cause the one thing about porcupines is that when it gets scared it will totally pork you.
{ummmm…..}
Me: a porcupine.
Taylor: ya cause the one thing about porcupines is that when it gets scared it will totally pork you.
{ummmm…..}
or….
“mom, how many girlfriends am i allowed to have? because i have three. izabel, violet, and lily. so, i’m just wondering, is that okay?”
or…
Jimmy: Taylor, people think you and I are just the same.
Taylor: but we’re not cause you don’t use your manners.
Taylor: but we’re not cause you don’t use your manners.
or
Taylor: “Dad, why do people have cats? What are they good for?”
or
Taylor was trying as hard as he could to catch a bird as we were walking into Vons.
I asked him what he would do with it if he caught it, and he said, “I would cook it and eat it.”
I started laughing, and with a very serious look on his face he said, “I really would dad, I’m serious.”
I asked him what he would do with it if he caught it, and he said, “I would cook it and eat it.”
I started laughing, and with a very serious look on his face he said, “I really would dad, I’m serious.”
or
In a public restroom…
Me: “Taylor, this toilette is really dirty, can you just wait till we get home?”
Taylor: “I’m about to poop in my pants, what do you think?”
Me: “Taylor, this toilette is really dirty, can you just wait till we get home?”
Taylor: “I’m about to poop in my pants, what do you think?”
and those are just the ones we posted on facebook…
Hope you laughed!
© 2010 “Le Musings of Moi”
Ah it is amazing the things they come out with. I am looking forward to when Youngling can tell me what he wants or what is wrong instead of his crocodile cries. But then I am nervous that I wont be able to shut him up either. Hope you’re ok hun you must swing by sometime been ages since weve seen at Two men, a cat and me 🙂 Take care xx
LOL! Those were awesome.
lol omg he’s such a cutie
Quotes like that are the one reason I want to have children, the stuff they say blows my mind.
OMG that is hilarious!!! Thank you for sharing, I had a good laugh which I totally needed this morning =) Gotta love kids, lol. And yours are gorgeous btw! Very good looking family =)
i love little boys… they are so cute, sweet & funny!!
he is too cute! 🙂
Thanks for this – it reminded me of all the funny things my guy used to say when he was small.
And *what* is it with little boys chasing birds?
I’m always posting things my son says on Facebook too. I love the porcupine one best. Ha!