Since I don’t seem to have much to say these days, why not take it to the kids?
Most specifically Taylor, who never ceases to make me laugh.
Here are just a few of his ‘ism’s:
After learning about evolution vs creation at camp: “Mom, you know how I don’t believe we came from monkey’s? Because I saw you in a picture as a little girl, and you weren’t a monkey.”
It’s as simple as that, right?
It’s as simple as that, right?
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Taylor to our foster son: “I’m going to teach you about animals. I learned this from my teacher who knows all about animals and Jesus. Animals don’t go to heaven, they just stay dead forever.”
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Taylor: “Some scientists believe that people came from monkey’s, but they are wrong. We DID NOT come from monkeys, we came from eggs.”
Me: “Eggs? You mean God?”
Taylor: “No eggs, the eggs inside your tummy.”
Me: “Eggs? You mean God?”
Taylor: “No eggs, the eggs inside your tummy.”
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While putting together pretend dinosaur bones: “Mom, it’s just hard being a paleontologist as a kid, ya know?”
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In a public restroom…
Jimmy: “Taylor, this toilette is really dirty, can you just wait till we get home”
Taylor: “I’m about to poop in my pants, what do you think?”
Taylor: “I’m about to poop in my pants, what do you think?”
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After explaining to Taylor about a family who is interested in adopting our foster son:
“I wish I was him.”
Me: “Why?”
“Because I want to be adopted by them instead.”
Um, thanks a lot kid.
=)
© 2010 “Le Musings of Moi”
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oh em gee! I about peed my pants!!
:))) Too funny! He is so cute AND smart!
“Im about to poop in my pants, what do you think” LMAO!
So stinkin cute! Kids say the cutest things;-) Make sure to remember them!
I just love him. I want to come and scoop him up and take him on home with me! (how creepy could that sound if I weren’t me & you weren’t you?)
lol how cute is he!
love it..specially the monkey comment ha ha!!!!
HAHA!! Kids are AWESOME! 🙂 Love it!!
xoxo J
Hahaha I LOVE this kid!!!!!
Especially the poop in his pants comment… AWESOME!
LOL! Those were great. 🙂
I’ll forever believe that all animals go to heaven, but that’s because it wouldn’t be heaven to me without them 🙂
He’s funny! I’m cracking up here at work 🙂
Great quotes!! Love that you wrote them down so you can use them later when he is old enough to bring girls home 🙂
@ Cassie, Me too… Animals are totally in heaven!
I think he just wants to be with his new best friend… not get adopted too. So great you can use the blog to record all the cute sayings. Loved the paleontologist one; super smart little man.
<3
Jennie
What a character! My L is always saying things that crack me up, but he’s only three. I think you’ve given me a glimpse of my future.
The poop my pants one was amazing! I can’t wait to have kids and get to hear them say things like that!
Too cute!!
something about animals staying dead forever made me crack up! is that weird?
Even though I’m no longer close by, it seems I just love that kid more and more. Too funny.
Oh to be a child prodigy palaeontologist. Ah ha ha. SO funny!