a glimpse into my personal life

Here’s just a quick something I thought I’d share so you can get a lil peek into my private life.
This is seriously a fight we had round these parts just awhile back…and I share it now only because I can finally laugh about it.
Believe it or not, I was not laughing in the moment.
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me: Seriously, did you just fart in here?
him: Um….
me: I can’t believe you expect romance and then day in and day out you drop bombs that smell like death.
him: What am I supposed to do???
me: Go outside. Or hold it in.
him: I would be outside all day.
me: Great. Sounds like a plan.
him:
me: If you keep farting around me all the time, i will start leaving phlegm in your sink.
him: okay, I’ll start working on it.
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And you know what?
He is.
Working on it.
It definitely pays off to have a man so afraid of snot.
And you see?
That’s what marriage is all about.
Cooperating.
{or exploiting one’s weaknesses in order to get something you want.}
© 2009 “Le Musings of Moi”
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Comments

  1. hahhaah sounds familiar 🙂 good one! finding a weak point can be such a success

  2. Classic. I can see how frustrated you must’ve been at the time of the argument but it is seriously funny.

    We arent allowed to ‘fart’ in our household yet it is ok to leave stinking aromas just when I am about to walk into the bathroom!

    If only we could have seperate toilets!!!

    Oh to dream…..
    xx

  3. Dying…..I told Bran I was gonna write about him farting too! you beat me to the punch! So good to know we are normal and that other couples fight over the same things!

  4. Sounds like a few conversations that go on around here. I may have to try the phlegm trick…..

  5. YES! that’s awesome. i love to hear about men being men and girls being girl – its the way it should be. men farting and women hating, but somehow seem to put up with it more times than not. i like how you used your special snot talent against. awesome!

  6. Sounds like I need to threaten my hubs with phlegm!

  7. This is a very familiar argument to me. Only Jeff is not afraid of snot. Darn it.

  8. hahah – love it.
    it’s weird, my bf doesn’t have a farting problem, he has a boob grabbing problem. and i always have to resort to violence in the end. like hitting him with a spatula or something.

  9. Ooh…you’re one smart chicka with the whole exploiting his weakness thing. I hadn’t thought of THAT! This post cracked me up. Sooo hilarious!

  10. My husband is not afraid of snot either- he is the king of snot machines, so yeah. That threat is out.

  11. BAH!!! hilarious.

  12. Too funnny.

  13. when he farts in bed I want to wake him up and kill him.

  14. love it!

  15. Hahah too funny!

  16. You are too funny@ HAve a great weekend!

  17. OMG, this is just WAY too good.

    PS: I changed my URL to thewayaliseesit.blogspot.com. Just so you know! 🙂

    Happy weekend! xo

  18. I think having a significant other that you can be honest with is the greatest thing EVER! I love your compromise. You were like, you wanna be gross buddy, I will show you gross all up in here… ha ha ha

  19. I feel the same way! My boyfriend lets them rip all the time now that we live together. The ROMANCE IS DEAD! Ugh. Unfortunately, I don’t think he cares about snot in the sink, so i’m going to have to find something else to use as a trade-off.

    Congrats to you, Summer!

  20. That’s so freaking awesome. Cooperating, I mean. And phlegm. 😉

  21. Wow, you know how to control the man, I mean the situation! The phlegm idea was genius and soooo funny.

  22. My ex was over at my house one night and went to use the bathroom. He came out with a funny look on his face, but didn’t say anything. When I went to use the bathroom later, I realized it was clogged with a big old turd… From me, from earlier in the day.

    Holy crap! Seriously.

    I have never been so embarrassed in my life, and he didn’t even say a thing. Just came right back and started making out with me again like nothing had happened!

    Sometimes I love men… Sometimes. Hope the farting and phlegm get under control! 🙂

  23. ha ha genius!

  24. I have had that very same argument before – I left out a great compromising threat like the snot in the sink

  25. This would be us..but roles reversed!! Eww did I just admit that? 🙂

  26. HAHAHA that is hilarious!!! We say just let it ride in our house!

  27. Sounds like a marriage made in pergatory…LOL!

    I think it is great that he is working on it and I think it is ODD that you have that much Phlem!

  28. Sounds like a marriage made in pergatory…LOL!

    I think it is great that he is working on it and I think it is ODD that you have that much Phlem!

  29. Sounds like a marriage made in pergatory…LOL!

    I think it is great that he is working on it and I think it is ODD that you have that much Phlem!

  30. That sounds all too familiar, I haven’t offered up a threat before though…I’ll have to give that some thought!

  31. That is A.Maz.Ing!

    You are a star in my sky…

  32. That’s great! Thanks for the laugh!

  33. Hey, whatever works!!

  34. Ha ha ha that’s great…I constantly have to bug BK about things, but usually about strange noises and singing all day long! Lol!