blog + twitter = blitter…& an accidental sext

~ Having the best week EVER spending three days with one of my favorite girls EVER….
Someone who should have been my BFF in high school had we not been such girls.
Anyway, she was here visiting for a few days, and I was lucky enough to get to host her here in my casa….
SO MUCH FUN!
Yesterday, I took her to my thrift store….and we SCORED.
That’s how you know we’re serious.
I don’t just take anybody there with me.
You have to be special.
And she so totally is.
~ We started a new thing to save our sanity in the house.
It’s called “quiet reading hour.”
And it’s the hour before Taylor’s bedtime.
He now “gets” to lay in his bed and read books for 30-40 minutes before bed.
And it’s lovely.
Because we get 30-40 minutes of amazing peace and quiet even BEFORE bedtime.
I highly recommend this.
~ Kind of loving my new workout so much that I’m thinking of doing another video to teach you all….if you want.
You want?
~ I really want to list my clothes on le blog.
In fact, I have them all hanging on a hook ready for pictures, and I just can’t seem to take the pictures.
Lazy much?
I’ve got no motivation, where is my motivation….
{it went with the sugar….}
~ Really seriously considering the switch to wordpress.
I think it could be time.
The only thing holding me back is this AMAZING design that Stephanie has created for me.
I’m doing my best to see if I can work a way to keep it as CLOSE as possible and still be on wordpress.
Wish me luck.
I’m scared.
Hold me.
~ Kind of over these DANG spammers on my comments.
Not such a fan of having to moderate each and every one every single freking day.
I mean, if I have to read one more time about some guys girlfriend who cheated and how he wants to show off pictures or something to get back at her,
I may just….
um,
well, I don’t know, but it won’t be pretty.
Seriously, do these people actually find success in attempting these comments?
Annoyance.
~ On a lighter note….let’s talk about sexting.
Can’t stop laughing at another one of my sisters embarrassing stories.
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{hubba hubba}
So, we had been texting back and forth about sex….
who schedules it and who doesn’t….
Long story.
{Um….Awkward.}
Anyway, in between our texts I guess she was texting with a realtor guy that she works with for her staging business as well.
All of a sudden, she gets a text from him that simply says, “How?”
It didn’t quite go with what they had been texting about so she looks back to see what he was responding to.
And that’s when she realizes she had sent him, instead of me, the following text:
“So, how do you know if it’s a sex night?”
The funny thing is,
he thought she was out of the blue telling him a sex joke,
so he texts back,
“how?”
Seriously. Hilarious.
Poor guy is texting business when my out of the blue my hot sister suddenly switches to sex chat.
I’m dying.
If you’re not laughing, then….guess you had to be there.
Sorry.
But, I pee a little every time I think about it.
On that note….gotta go change my undies.
KIDDING.
ish.

{and that last blitter was a part of Mama Kat’s Writers Workshop….an entertaining string of texts. Yes, I changed it up.}
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Comments

  1. Oh no she didn’t! hahahaha, how in the world did she cover herself on that one?

  2. AH!! I just about died over the sexting! And can we talk about the cuteness of your sister in that pic?! Those leopard knee socks, I DIE! If you make the change to wordpress, surely your amazing layout can be salvaged, I will say a prayer, lady!

  3. lol I just watched this insane special on MTV about sexting….its amazing what teens do these days, but nothing is better than the accidental text sending to the wrong person….I do it all the time!

  4. That is to funny I would have played it off and just said something stupid so it sounded like a joke..Pahahah that was a great laugh thanks..

  5. Too funny!

  6. I love the quiet hour idea…new routines are so wonderful!
    What’s making you want to switch to WordPress?
    Have a great day lovely!

  7. So you’re part of my morning routine now, Summer. When I’m nursing my baby, I check blogs and thanks for the smile and laugh this morning. I’ll be sharing the story about your sister. That’s is beyong embarassing! Hah!!

  8. wordpress is apparently the new black. everyone is switching over….clearly i’m still in the stone ages.

  9. Hahaha. I’m always terrified that I’m going to do something like that when I’m texting two people at the same time…I always have to check a million times whos name is in the subject line!
    And yes please to the workout video, need all the help I can get!

  10. Too cute. Too funny.

  11. #1 the sexting bit could have been it’s own post. It was THAT funny! Oh my gosh I love your sister right now.

    #2 WP has a plugin that prevents spammers. I never have to moderate. But holy cow have the spammers kicked it up a notch on my still existing blogger blog! They’re everywhere. Come to the dark side Summer.

  12. Ok, now I’m peeing….

    Funny stuff

  13. that is so funny about your sister. omg I’d be so red with embarrassment. And I’d love to see your workout!

  14. Lol! Oh I think I would have died if I were your sister.. and you guys have quite the interesting conversations of text šŸ™‚

  15. Glad you had a good time with your friend! I LIke the reading before bed thing. When I have a kid, I will implement that rule.
    AND THE TEXT.hahahaha. AWESOME.
    I Have sent emails to the wrong people. A lot. IT causes some major anxiety for me, So I Liked laughing at someone else’s oops! I hope she laughed about it too! šŸ™‚

  16. You know what pisses me off? I was totally following you and then I wasn’t and I didn’t even click anything. Following again….

    I need to know… Did she have to explain to the dude what was really going on or did she come up with a punch line for him?

  17. omg, that is freaking HYSTERICAL!! I’m cracking up just thinking of how much I would be dying of utter embarrassment/shock LOL!! Love it.

  18. that’s pretty hilarious. i used to mistakenly text my little brother when i meant to text my fiance. its a good thing it was never a dirty text. that would have been awkward.

  19. OK where do I begin? Love the bedtime reading thing…we do that too {Most Nights} then I have to say that I don’t want you to switch to wordpress. I know we have all thought about it but honestly, everyone that has, I forget about because I can’t put it on my blog roll…so just for me DON’T {lol}.

    And Sexting…HA! Now, yes I have done this with the hubs but not with a co-worker. That would have been funny if she had some great witty answer. Like: If the day ends in Y……OK, that was bad I know but c’mon you started it!!!

  20. OK where do I begin? Love the bedtime reading thing…we do that too {Most Nights} then I have to say that I don’t want you to switch to wordpress. I know we have all thought about it but honestly, everyone that has, I forget about because I can’t put it on my blog roll…so just for me DON’T {lol}.

    And Sexting…HA! Now, yes I have done this with the hubs but not with a co-worker. That would have been funny if she had some great witty answer. Like: If the day ends in Y……OK, that was bad I know but c’mon you started it!!!

  21. OK where do I begin? Love the bedtime reading thing…we do that too {Most Nights} then I have to say that I don’t want you to switch to wordpress. I know we have all thought about it but honestly, everyone that has, I forget about because I can’t put it on my blog roll…so just for me DON’T {lol}.

    And Sexting…HA! Now, yes I have done this with the hubs but not with a co-worker. That would have been funny if she had some great witty answer. Like: If the day ends in Y……OK, that was bad I know but c’mon you started it!!!

  22. Freaking hysterical!! Love your blog, girl! Coming from Thursday’s Writers workshop, but I’m here often! I did the pic from last year thingy/assignment. Cheers!

    BTW – what happened to your sis would TOTALLY happen to me, except it would be to one of my neighbors’ hubbies, and I’d be SCREWED (not literally) with a capital (“S”) . Cheers! Kat

  23. Oh my goodness – that is freaking hysterical with the texting. I would have DIED if I were her. That’s awesome!! hahaha
    Thanks for the laugh!!

  24. HAHAHAHA!! that is way too funny! but i would have been so rosey cheeked and embarrassed!
    glad we can all giggle at your sister’s expense šŸ˜‰

  25. oh how funny….how did she explain herself out of that one I wonder? lol.

  26. Stopping by from Mama Kat’sā€¦

    I guess I don’t text enough to be involved in more than one conversation at a time. How embarrassing.

    Thanks for sharing,

  27. summer i MISS you! ah i’ve been so mia.

    that story about your sister? totally something that would happen to me. yikes.

    love the new blog look! good luck if you switch to wordpress. keep me posted! love you.

  28. Hahahaha… your poor sister! Too funny though. I hope she was able to recover well!

    Good luck with the WordPress switch; it seems to be where blogging is going these days. I’m not ready myself, I’m still such a novice!

    Speaking of, thank you for the sweet comment yesterday! Love it. It’s so relieving to just be grateful for the simplest things in your life.

    Which it seems you have down with your newly-acquired 40 minutes of silence with the hubs every night! Such a good idea. Does it work?? Does Taylor stay in bed and stay quiet then drift peacefully off to sleep?

  29. Oh that is FUNNY!

  30. Bawahahahaha! That is hilarious! Did she explain herself to him or just make up a punchline?

    I heart your layout too. If you move to WP keep it pretty. And I want to know what you scored while shopping!

    I went to a children’s second hand shop today and tried to channel you. I did pretty well!

  31. Love quiet reading time at our house… really helps me get a few things done….

    Your sisters texting, to funny.

  32. OMG, I have SO accidentally done the sexting thing too. I was actually texting my husband…but my mom’s number is only 1 number different from his….and I sent it to the wrong person! Gah! She was kind of horrified. I was mortified, and my husband thought it was the funniest thing he’d ever heard. He says, at least now she can stop pretending you’re a virgin. LOL

    Following you now- found you through Mama Kat

  33. Bwwwaaaahhhhhhha! That is so funny! Oh and your dream over at Rasha’s place was WAY TOO FUNNY!! I lol on that one!!

  34. What an awesome post. All random yet connected. I suggest you list your clothes, make the video for us followers, be careful texting, and figure out some way to rid the world of spammers. Is that too much? šŸ™‚

    (I love love reading time with my baby boy (9yr) at night.)

  35. whyyyyyyyyyyyyy does everybody want to move to wordpress? i don’t get it! i am always so confused by that!

  36. just coming by to say hi! am cracking up on the sexting…i’m surprised it hasn’t happened to me yet. I’m always sending off texts w/out making sure they are to the right person. nothing too crazy yet!!!

  37. WordPress is WAY BETTER. And of course people can still have you on their blogroll!!! Anyways, I will email you my millions of reasons why…but I think you’re ready!!!

    Sooo yeah your sister is gorg, obviously runs in the family and that story is hilarious! I have been guilty. lolxoxo!

  38. Oh my … now that is some funny stuff!! My hubby even got a good laugh outta that one!! How did she recover from that?
    And did I read it right? You are listing your clothes, like for sale? How much does a girl gotta pay to get a sneak peek and early bird dibs?? LOL!
    Oh – why is wordpress better than blogger? Never knew there was a huge difference.
    xoxo

  39. That is hilarious!!!

    Ugh. I’ve been googling WordPress customization. I swear I’m going to conquer it before you and everyone else switches over.

  40. Woke up the dog, laughing out loud!!!