Sometimes he says the funniest things:
Changing into his gi at Karate:
Me: Why don’t you wear underwear?
Him: Hmmmm, I don’t know. I guess I just haven’t gotten around to it yet.
Going to stand in the corner after getting out of bed:
Jimmy: Go to the corner, there is no grace tonight.
Him: No! No! Daddy, I’m so tired, I must go back to bed.
Jimmy: Sorry, you got out of bed. Now you need to go to time out.
Him: But, I’m so tired, if you send me to the corner, then I’ll just fall asleep there. You don’t want me to fall asleep there! That’s just not good! I’m not supposed to sleep in the corner!!!
And then sometimes, he just so stinkin sweet. {I think he gets it from his dad.}
On our way home from special time at Seaworld, talking about our favorite parts.
Me: My favorite part was when we were waiting for the Pets Rules show to start and you just leaned over and hugged me really tight. That was my favorite part.
Him: Mom, it’s just that I was so happy. Thank you for taking me for some special time. I love you so much.
One morning when he was getting dressed. He found two pairs of shorts that was very similar to each other.
Him: Dad, I already have a pair of these shorts. So, can you take these and give them to another little boy who needs them?
But then he does things that are so….unexpected.
After swimming he went to the patio to put his shorts out to dry, when suddenly he came in and said in dramatic form:
Him: MOM, DAD! You have to come here quick. There is something outside that is NOT SUPPOSED to be there.
Me: Is it a bug?
Him: NO!
Jimmy: Is it a purse?
Him: NO!
Me: Is it a bird?
Him: NO!
Jimmy: Is it poop? {Guys always go there!}
Him: YES!!!
And then because I had just recently read this post:
Me: Is it YOUR poop?!?
Him: YES!
So, the story is after some serious questioning….he tooted and what do you know. Poop. We call it a shart in our house. Not sure how appropriate that may be, but whatever. We do the best we can. And no, we don’t say shart in front of the children. We’re not that inappropriate.
Oh the ups and downs and question marks of having boys.
I love that kid.
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You are blessed, what a cutie!
Love him! My little blog nephew is such a stinkin’ cutie patootie 🙂
We totally call it a shart in our house too!
LOL awww how funny! And sweet (minus the poo part).
I have so much to look forward to, haha. Taylor is too cute for words. Hope you have a great day Summer 🙂
Mine is only 2 and I already have to laugh at the question marks. :o) He has been sweet lately and 3 mornings in a row when I have come to get him out of bed he has said, “Mommy, you look so pretty”. Melts me every time!
Gotta love those little boys!
My husband calls it a shart too.
And I love that he hasn’t gotten around to wearing underwear while practicing karate. He may rethink that if he gets kicked in the wrong place!
They say the best things!
LOL, we call it a shart at our house too, thanks to “Along Came Polly”!
Very cute stuff!
that is hilarious. i dont have any kids but this is something i will look forward to when i do have any. and my nephew is starting to talk so i will hear him say funny things too!
Boys are so funny. I just wrote about how Kaishon and every other boy in the neighborhood fights all day. Seriously. What is the thrill with fighting? what is the thrill? : )
That’s just TOO sweet! And hilarious. I can’t wait until he’s older and realizes you totally wrote embarrassing stories about him for the whole world to see… MUAHAHAHA! 😉
I’m impressed that you guessed what it was!!
A-mazing.
PS: I say shart too.
and he is one great kid.
This was very amusing! Gotta love kids and how their mind works sometimes haha
How sweet!
Yes, I do believe only a man would ask “is it poop”! Haha!
We call it a shart because of Along Came Polly. We don’t say it in front of the kids either. Well, I don’t.
ur kid is adorable… the things he say kinda remind me of my brother!!
LOVE ur blog!!