the bachelorette: the men tell all

Oh I was so looking forward to this one, and all I got was man code talk? Seriously?
Not to mention, we got to see Jason and Molly who are so yesterday I almost forgot who they were. But, I was blown away when Jason said something to the effect of…”You can’t mess with fate! I did what I had to do and if everybody wants to be mad at me for doing something that allowed everybody to be happy in the end, then I’ll be that guy.”

Let me just say, fate does not okay you cheating on your fiance and then dumping her on national tv. I’ve been cheated on, and yes I am now happy, but I still have residual issues (see past blogs) due to that pain.
So you can take your fate and….
Moving on.
Let me just say…Reid wasn’t on tonight, because he is coming back. (I wrote that before they showed him at the end, BY THE WAY! Check my tweets for proof!) I have no sources. I know nothing. I am just saying what is in my heart. My heart hasn’t led me wrong before. Oh except for the one time I told the truth and that one guy couldn’t forgive me. Come on now, WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!
Where was I? Somehow I keep making this about me. What was I saying about not being in therapy? Maybe I should rethink that.

Jake, Mr Perfect…he said hell and other bad words tonight to prove he’s not perfect. I bet he went home and washed his mouth out with soap as soon as it was over.

Michael…He is amazing. Love him. Jimmy is a bit concerned about that. He asked me if he could say anything wrong. And the answer to that is no, he can’t.
The bloopers were pretty funny, but mostly the one when Ed farts. And when Ed was drunk. Most things involving Ed actually.

So…that’s about all I have to say about that.
Now, stay tuned for the most dramatic final rose ceremony, EVER!
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Comments

  1. Oooo, reading about it is soooo much better than watching it myself. lol, thanks

  2. I watched it and I NEED Ed to win! You know, don’t hate me, but I am not angry with Jason at all-I don’t he did anything maliciously- I jsut don’t! sorry!

  3. Ok…I have never watched this show but the online posts about it crack me up. Ed sounds like a d-bag.

  4. Oh, I hate Jason too. He should get hit by a bus.

  5. Yeah, the ‘man code’ talk got old real fast! I think I liked Reid the best but honestly just don’t know how Jillian can expect someone to be ready to marry her after however long the show lasts, especially when they’re not even getting one on one time! The whole concept of the show is just weird for me. I like the fact that he wants to take things slow and isn’t just jumping into something he couldn’t possibly be sure of at this point!

    You’re right…the outtakes were hilarious, especially Ed being drunk!

  6. thanks for the wrap up. I don’t watch the show and I know what going on. Makes me want to watch the finale.

  7. I’m actually watching it on DVR right now, I think guys are worse than girls sheesh!

  8. Hi! New reader here! I found you through a blog post over at “Laughing Through the Chaos”. I’m so happy I found such a great blog to read. You are hilarious!!

  9. HAHA!

    Loved the direction towards your followers list. I took some action on that one.

    As for the “man code”, yeah. Doesn’t having this imply that men must communicate?

    ‘Nough said.

    -Francesca

  10. Ugh, BEYOND disappointing. My sister and I were sitting there looking at the TV like, um…really? REALLY?!

    And good call on Reid returning, or what I like to call The Return of Reid. My sister called that one too.

    Have you heard of Reality Steve by any chance?

  11. Ha ha! I knew Reid was coming back as well.

    I hope she chooses him. 🙂

    As for Jason, he’s a total D-bag. That’s all I have to say about that.

  12. That was a lot of words….

    I love Michael and I want him to be the next Bachelor.

    Reid is going to come back. yes. It is going to be dramatic. Yes. He will leave broken hearted AGAIN. Yes.

    The end. 🙂

  13. Hi there! Thanks for coming over to visit my blog. I’m so glad you did because now, I’ve found YOURS! Dude, your Bachelorette commentary was right on. I was uber disappointed with “The Men Tell All”. It should’ve been called “The Men Tell Some”. Phooey! And where the heck was Wes?

  14. I couldn’t agree with you more about the whole Jason & Molly thing. GIVE.ME.A.Break! Seriously…

  15. Reid will be shot down. I’m sorry to say it, but it’s true. He’s…like… too …like…sophisticated for Jillian. …ehmm. I wouldn’t mind having him around here, however, if he’d…want to come join us…

    Jake, though. Poor Jake. He’s cute. Very, very cute. And with the cowboy boots…it’s very nice. I bet he can wrangle a mean goat without being a potty mouth. That’s…something?

    Kyptyn, all the way. Said it from day one and will say it now. Kyptyn for the win! …if only I could remember how to spell his damn (sorry Jake) name…

  16. As soon as they said Reid wasn’t there I told the hubs “he is coming back”
    Drunk Ed is hilarious and I still love Jake!
    So excited for next week!

  17. 1. 100% agree on Michael. He’s the best by far.
    2. Jason & Molly. Puke.
    3. Reid should still be there.
    Cute blog!

  18. Do you think she picks Reid? Ed? No way Kippy.

  19. I had the same reaction about what Jason said…like, okay I’ll be the martyr here. Whatevs, you are a major jerk! Period. No one needs to thank you for anything.

  20. I don’t even watch the show, but I always read your (and MamaKat’s) updates because you guys crack me up.