Let me just preface this post with something:
This “hard core” diet is not fun. No no no. I’ve made it three days, but I’m not too sure about tomorrow. I might just die another day.
Anyway, now that you know the diet is no fun, therefore making me no fun, then you’ll better understand if this isn’t my best writing assignment ever.
Although, with my kind of talent, even on a tired day, it very well could be the best. You just never know with me.
So here are the prompts:
1.) If you were starring on American Idol TONIGHT and HAD to sing, what song would you choose and why:
Jolene. I sang it to Jimmy at my Karaoke birthday party (Brooke Style), and he had googly eyes for me. He said I sounded amazing. And I believed him. So, I think if I sang it on American Idol I might just take the night away.
2.) Take a picture of yourself right this minute without primping and explain to us why it is you have not washed your hair today.
I only wash my hair every other day so as to preserve the integrity of my hair. Today is the no wash day. But, I did use the Surfer Girl spray and I think it hides the stench quite well. =) Kidding. I smell lovely.
3.) I just asked Pat to help me with a writing prompt so here’s his: “What do you think about the NBA All Star game”…blech.
All I have to say about anything NBA is that once when I was dating a guy who got me into the Lakers, I dreamt of Shaq. We made friends and we walked and talked. I gave him advice on plays and he gave me the seating chart for the stadium and told me I could have his section and bring my friends to the next game. Then I walked him to the bus of waiting Lakers players and we said goodbye. When I woke up, I was thinking of who I was going to invite. Took awhile to realize it was a dream. In fact, I still feel I know him quite well.
4.) What’s your number one pet peeve? Develop a punishment for anyone caught in the act.
Whining. Punishment is a sign around the neck saying, “Free to good home.” And then said child placed on the corner. But, of course, my child doesn’t whine, so I’m certainly not talking about him.
5.) Write about something mean you did to a sibling growing up.
Mean is making a 5 year old little sister wear diapers while playing house and then standing in front of the bathroom and laughing and saying, “No, you’re the baby. You have to go in your diaper!” Meanwhile that 5 year old is crying and saying, “But, I don’t want to play anymore.” Two older sisters beat out one, so I had no choice but to pee in the diaper.
They claim not to remember, but I’m thinking the therapy bills I’ll be forwarding to them will help trigger something!
(Love you Heather & Malia. Here’s to suppressed memories!)
© 2009 “Le Musings of Moi”
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They made you PEE in a diaper!! Ahahahahahahaha…oh I’m loving these sibling stories already!! At five!?! I’m just picturing Maile and the mortification she would feel…
…I’m doing it to her tomorrow.
Oh, I love your punishment for whining! 🙂
And did you ever get revenge on your sisters?
OMG, I am rolling laughing at your peeing in a diaper story. Haha, I’m happy to say I never endured that kind of torture… even as the baby in the family. I guess that doesn’t really make you feel better, eh? I’ll think of something better and come back tomorrow.
When we lived in LA, I didn’t dream of Shaq at all, but that might have been because he was still in grade school. I really think it was the Laker Girls that distracted me from the future. I still have their signed pix on the wall of my office. It was the only time in my life a bunch of really cute girls signed a photo to me with “To Dan (heart) Laker Girls” and their names. I had to immortalize it. That picture took care of my fantasy life for years!
Just kidding, L got it for me when we used the Laker Girls in a promo event for one of our companies. That much pulchritude left me speechless, but she got it for me and it is is hanging on the wall of my office even today.
And I’m still glad I’m the older sibling of my family!
My two oldest at 7 and 5 ask me if they can wear diapers. Freaks, who raised them?
Shaq dreams huh. Did you wake up with a crick in your neck?
LOL about the whining… I might try that punishment too.
{Came over from Mama Kat’s Workshop} 🙂
Oh wow… Your sisters really tormented you!
And I do the no hair wash day thing too, it stays shinier if you let it take care of itself for a while!
You still have time to pay them back, you know. 😉
Your sisters are funny! I dressed my little bro up as girl and took pictures but I never made him pee in a diaper! That is great! (Not for you of course!)
Adorable photos!
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LMAO
She said peeing.
heh heh
How is it you look pretty even when youre trying to look gross?
😉
Okay, your pics crack me up..you are too funny…and that sibling story, HILARIOUS. I wish I was not an only child.
LOL. I would still be in therapy over the diaper incident. Plus, I would demand some good “I’m sorry” gifts.
wow that was mean!!! even i never went that far!!! im the oldest and i remember asking my younger sister by ten years if she wanted to wake up in a drawer after she got a captains bed when she was around five. it was a great way to get her to do just about anything.
Your pictures are so funny. 🙂 And that is SO mean to make you pee in a diaper – SO mean! I loved Brooke. She was so sweet and she was one of my faves. I had Kaylee at about 4:30 in the afternoon, and when I went into labor that day, I was thinking, “Aw, crap. I’m gonna miss Idol tonight.” By the time I got moved into my room we turned on the TV just in time to learn that she had been kicked off. So sad. 🙁
Oh they are so mean, I would deffinetly send the therapy bills there way.
Since you were one of the brave ones to post a pic I decided I too could be brave and jooined in.
Love the pics 🙂
You are a brave woman for posting the photos – although you look fine. I am not that brave.
And the sibling thing? Makes me thankful to be an only child.
Oh my gosh!!!!!!!! You are hysterical! Wish I had thought of this punishment when I was a kid. Damn.
Wow, I can’t believe that your sisters made you do that. I did some terrible things to my sister but that bad. 😉
LOL too funny. Bless your heart. You really should beat ’em up 😀
New to you blog. Too funny your diaper story.
It made me remember the time my brother hog tied me and left me in the closet. I think I was around nine or ten. I got him back.
I made a pretend skating rink in the garage and made the neighbor pee in a bucket.
WTH was wrong with us?
Wow, I am so glad I didnt have sisters. Thanks for dropping by, I get all giddy when you comment, lol. I strive to someday blog consistantly.
Okay that diaper thing was pretty mean! Even I wouldn’t have gone that far.
I wish I had dressed my kid brother in a diaper when he was 5…
Darn… opportunity missed!
I just read your guest post about the 10 secrets to a happy marriage and LOVED it. I think you will be my new blog that I follow.
LOL I’m loving the pee in the diaper… that’s so mean. lol!
funniest post i’ve read in a long time!
I’m going to have to try that whining one … we’ve got a real problem with that over here!
And those photos are hilarious!
And I always wished I had sisters but now I’m second-guessing that!
Clickety click!
You should hide a used diaper somewhere in their houses as revenge. The way I picture it is so sad 🙁
my mothers punishment for whining when I was a kid was that she was gonna send me to Mexico to sell chicklets. naturally i like your punishment better.