what is wrong with tyra?

I’m a sucker for reality tv.
Admittedly even when Tyra is on it.
Okay, lets get serious. What is wrong with Tyra these days?
I’m getting a little worried.
Watching Americas Next Top Model nowadays is less about the models and more about waiting for this moment to happen to Tyra on national television:
And really, I’d be okay if I never heard her say Smize again. Smize, in case you missed the show or the 9 million times they talked about it on the show, is smiling with your eyes. Which, Tyra humbly announced she was somewhat the expert on.
And then she proceeded to smize and smize some more, and then as if we hadn’t seen enough, she then made each and every model smize, and smize and smize some more.
It was all smize this, and smize that, and smize, smize, smize.
And at some point she came out dressed like a nerdy girl and then ripped off her clothes and turned into Smize Woman.
I kid you not.
It really did happen.
And if you feel tired of reading smize in this post, you have no idea what I was going through watching the show. No idea.
What baffles me, is how the modeling agencies continue to take her seriously enough to sign the winner of her show.
What baffles me even more is that I watch it.
Soooo….what does that say about me?
Oh shoot, it’s been ten minutes since I practiced my smize. Gotta run.
© 2009 “Le Musings of Moi”
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Comments

  1. Oh God. You mean it gets worse? We are probably a season behind you and I thought she had totally lost the plot with the whole alien invasion thing in the first episode this season.

  2. Yes I too watch it with obsession.

    “Smize”!

  3. I thought I was the only one that almost died during that episode.

    She’s getting more nutty each season and each episode.

    I can’t stop watching though…

  4. hahahahaha you crack me up! How’d your smizin’ go?

    Maybe Tyra is a victim of the celebrity virus. You get so famous that you start to crack. Or maybe she’s ON crack. You never know! 😉

  5. Thank you! I was about to throw the remote thru the TV if I heard Smeyes one.more.time.

  6. I think Tyra is completely losing it. I used to love her but things are getting very weird…

  7. i haven’t tuned into top model since the 3rd cycle or so. tyra is too crazy and the models are not that pretty to begin with. this season is great since she is going for all short models, props to short people, but her antics are too much for me to watch. i saw clips of the ‘smize’ and her supergirl outfit. ridiculous. i think she is just running out of ideas after all this time, and needs to make herself seem current in the modeling world, when she is so 90s. i think she needs to stick to her talk show. she has said she wants an empire like Oprah. i don’t think she is on the right track. i’m going to practice my smize in the mirror. take care.
    -kiki

  8. my 15 yo daughter watches this show religously! I even have to endure Saturday marathons of it UGH!
    stopped over from SITS!
    have a great day!

  9. Tyra is a freakin nut job! I just dont understand! I mean last season.. wasn’t there an alien invasion!? Anyways, I cant stand her. Everytime I turn on the old episodes on oxygen, my husband asks if she is in the looney bin yet.. 🙂

  10. That must have been on the last episode where my Verizon FIOS was freaking out and my DVR went all pixely (is that a word?). I love that show and am pretty glad that crazy Jesus girl from the premier was not on the show. Maybe they realized what a liability she would be and kept her away!! Hopefully my DVR doesn’t let me down again this week!

  11. I don’t watch Tyra or ANTM. I’ve seen an episode or two, but never felt compelled to record an entire season. I prefer Project Runway. God, I love Tim Gunn. The end.

  12. Hmm, I might have to tune in and watch all this smize in action. I could definitely use the laugh!

  13. Joel Mchale was making fun of that clip on The Soup. It was hilarous.

    She’s a disturbed chick fo sho!

  14. hahaaa!! i saw that, i was like wtf? is this wack job for real?? and the word smize makes me twitch….i’m pretty sure she’s lost her mind…

  15. I love ANTM but it’s getting ridiculous. There has to be at least one over the top silly skit of Tyra “acting” and it ain’t pretty.

  16. Tyra irritates me to no end.

  17. Tyra Tyra Tyra…..

    What is wrong? Geesh, where do I begin?

  18. what gets me is the way she says I have in my hands to pictures I will only call one name.. in that sad sad fake ass voice every single time. not a hint of change in her voice…ev…errrrr.

    but I do love me some Nigel Barker. Woof woof

  19. I have stopped watching this show now. Well, ok, that isn’t entirely true. I have stopped watching the current season, until such time as the Saturday marathon will come on, and on that Saturday I will sit and smize with the best of them…all. day. long!

  20. Tyra… words fail me…

  21. she is crazy… for real. crazy.

  22. I totally agree w/ you- Hopefully it gets better soon. I love Top Model– I love her talk show but I feel like it’s turning into The Maury Show- Have you seen this video of her being interviewed?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s0RfbRXtw0&feature=fvsr

    Kelly

  23. She really is batsh*t crazy.

    But let’s face it.

    We live for the crazy, don’t we?

  24. Oh sister friend, I am SO glad this is being addressed. I too, watched smize…with my mouth wide open and my nose crinkled while looking around to see if anyone was seeing what I was seeing. Indeed I was alone, but I felt your presence. She is so weird. And I’m being polite.

  25. smize, that’s interesting.

  26. Right?!?!

  27. oooohhh…LOVE ME SOME ANTM!!!! i haven’t seen it in forever though…HOWEVER nonono not tyra I I I am the expert on the smize…although i didn’t know there was a word for it…so uh.maybe i am not…but i am really really good at it!!! let’s practice TOGETHER!!! smize the world with our wonders!!

  28. I am an ANTM sucker too, and I have no clue why?!?! Your smize are great though. That practice is really paying off.

  29. LOL!!
    I am laughing so hard while reading this right now b/c i was thinking the SAME exact thing while watching the last episode, this girl has gone nuts! LOL
    I swear the show has become a stage for Tyra’s crazy theatrics yet I CANT LOOK AWAY!
    haha!