the iPhone:it helps you lose weight

So this weekend was all about the phones.
Here’s the thing about Jimmy and me, it’s that we can both tend to get obsessive. Especially me, and especially when I am going to be spending a big chunk of money.
I tend to overanalyze, over research, and over think. I ask everybody around me. I ask people I don’t know, out and about and online. I even check in to ask God what he thinks. But being that he can often be the silent type, I more or less check in.
Anyway, to make things short…
We went in and got new blackberries and we thought we were so cool. Until we got home and started playing around with it, then quite quickly, our smiles turned to frowns.
The texting was hard to do. The videos weren’t even clear enough to see what was going on, every app took a ton of time to load, and more than a million times the phone froze. And we were like, uh uh, no way!
Very quickly our minds drifted to the iphones….and then it was no going back.
After 24 hours of complete over the top obsessing, we packaged up our blackberries, and I sent Jimmy off to do the dirty work of returning them.
Once he got home, we ran as fast as we could to the heavenly white mac store and proudly purchased our brand spanking new iphones.
So, now you must be wondering. How does the iphone help you lose weight?
You can’t put it down.
Ever.
I have sat here glued to my baby, who will soon be named, because he is ever so precious to me…and because I love him and can’t leave his side, I therefore cannot for a moment stop to think about eating. Not even for chocolate. Mmmm, okay…maybe not that far.
I almost even forgot to blog. I know! I know, now close your mouth.
And now that I am blogging, it’s about my baby…my other man. He’s taking me away from my husband, from my computer, from YOU, from food…
So you see?
If you’ve been needing to lose weight, then the iphone is the way to go.
As always, I’m here to help.
Now excuse me, I have more weight to lose.
© 2009 “Le Musings of Moi”
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Comments

  1. Bahaha, I blogged about my love affair with my new phone today too! We are blog soul mates, I tell ya’.

  2. awesome- we are getting them too (hubby and I) I can’t WAIT- plus I could stand to lose 5 pounds :):)

  3. Thanks for the great tip!

    Sounds like you may have gotten the Blackberry Storm…not high on my list either…

    Congrats on your new baby!!

    J

  4. My Hubby just got one too. It’s always in his hands… I have heard of other people naming the babies. Irving?

  5. Glad you like your iphone! I have LOVED mine from the first second I ripped it out of it’s tiny box!

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  7. Seeeee!?! Isn’t the iPhone wonderful?? I love mine… Sigh. So wonderful… so addictive.

    the iPhone is the new chocolate.

  8. that’s too funny. when the boy and i got our new phones last year (no iphones, we’re verizon) we went home and didn’t talk to each other for like 5 hours. the phones had all our attention.

  9. I wish Verizon had the iphone. Jerks!

  10. I am so glad that you found a phone that you love! I have a BB and I love it. I would be lost with out it.

  11. LOL Too funny!!!

    BTW, jealous over here! I really want an iPhone!

    Happy Monday!

  12. Okay so you have turned me onto the solution to losing weight but what you forgot to do is turn VERIZON onto putting them in their plan!

    And had I known it was so easy to lose weight I definitely wouldn’t have wasted my time with the 30 day shred!

    And keep us posted on the name!

  13. My husband says the iPhone is way better than the blackberry. He loves his. He offered me one, but can you believe I just don’t want to spend the money on it. I don’t NEED it. But if I ever decided that I NEED a phone, especially with all the internet capabilities, that’s what I’m going to get! Have fun!

  14. I LOVE my iphone. Although I dont think its caused me to loose any weight, there is an app for that!

  15. I know! Everyone makes fun of me because I can’t put it down, even to go to bed at night!

  16. I want an iphone so bad it hurts my heart. Too bad I’m stuck with Verizon for about 20 more years.

  17. Mmmm… iPhones…

    To be honest, I’m almost scared of the concept. It’s just THAT freaking awesome… and I need sleep too badly. Hm.

    Congratulations though… Hey, and don’t forget that you have kids, mmmmk? 🙂

  18. I don’t have the iPhone but I do have the iTouch (which is just like it but it can’t make calls) and it is FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC! One day, one day.

  19. I dont have one but our friends own some and its really a pretty cool phone.

    >>> Rebecca Rose

    http://rebeccaroseilican.blogspot.com/

  20. Oh, how I want an iPhone. I can hardly look at another phone.

  21. I have a Blackberry, but only because TMobile doesn’t support iPhones. I could get an unlocked one, but I hear the software updates cause it to not work properly because they frown upon unlocked phones. For now, I’m happy with my Blackberry.

  22. I want an Iphone but I am trapped in the quicksand known as Verizons never ending contracts. Bleh. I will just be jealous. 🙂