Every season I say I’m over it for one reason or another, and this season is no different. And yet, I continue to watch. And sadly, I may even continue next season.
So, this last episode…eh. Not such a big shocker. (Especially for me, since every season since Season 1, I google the results before I watch the show.)
But, I did feel sooo bad for Kyptyn. What a bummer to say you love someone for the first time, then get dumped right afterwards.
That’s really gotta suck. He must have left brokenhearted or something. Poor guy.
Moving on…
Then Reid decided to come back.
He never had a chance driving up in a minivan.
But seriously. Why are all the men coming back for her? I never had that kind of pull on my ex’s. Well, okay, I did. I’m just trying to modest. (I wish)
Poor Reid.
Poor Jillian.
He’s going to now be in the back of her mind forever and she’s always going to wonder ‘what if.’ And then one day, we’re going to be watching the After After After the Rose Special, when her and Ed are 80, and she’s going to tell Ed she made a mistake.
(He said he wanted her to give him a hard time when they’re 80 years old…)
And then they’re going to bring out Reid and she’ll ask him for a second chance.
I’ve seen this before.
Anyway.
She chooses Ed.
Um, ya hello?!?
Who wouldn’t want the guy you can share your short shorts with?
Who is also basically Denny from Greys Anatomy.
Either way. Hope they’re happy together. And like she said, “He better not *beeping* disappoint me.” wink wink. We all know what that means.
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Sorry, just wanted to end on a hot note.
And so concludes The Bachelorette. Wasn’t it soooo (to be said in a Canadian accent) much fun?!? The funnest wild ride, ever?!? (her words, again.)
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Hahaha…i turned off our cable over a year ago, so i don’t get to watch this stuff. She really chose a guy who wears shorter shorts than she? “What the fruit girly”…that’s funny :)-
Hope you have a wonderful week. This was a VERY entertaining post.
Loved the show! I picked Ed as the “winner” a while back…was a no-brainer.
“Ed is so hot, eh?” *spoken with my Canadian accent* 🙂
I don’t watch the show but have been following bloggers who do. It’s too funny! Thanks for the finale update!! By the way, of all the bloggers who do a “Bachelorette wrap up” post, yours is the best!! 🙂
Yes indeed, it was another wild ride on The Bachelorette!
LOL at the minivan comment…I guess I didn’t notice that part since I’m always doing at least two other things while watching I find I can better justify it that way:)
Great recap Summer. I only wish I could be here to see that reunion show when they’re 80!
i never watch the seasons…but i usually try to catch the last episode. the whole concept of having 3 guys wanting to propose to you on the same day is just ridiculous. i always feel for the ones that are sent away and can rarely relish in the happy couples choice to stay together for however long…a week, a month….ten years…forever.
the show is entertaining…we all love to see people fall in love, but it is also soooo unhealthy. Those that come out of the experience have to be strong individuals, which you rarely see on the show…hense the unsuccessful relationships that come out of the show. i don’t know the shows track record but don’t they only have like 2 or 3 couples that are still together?
LOL….you google it first? I cannot, must not, will not ever do that. LOL.
Thanks for the comments…I will share my testimony one day…i just don’t know when…so many strangers reading my blog…weird. I love reading the stories of others though so why dont you go first. LOL
It’s not over! After the Rose is tonight!
“He never had a chance driving up in a minivan.” LOL! Best line ever.
i felt so bad for kyptyn!! poor guy!!
and uh.yes! those shorts need to go…
Love your re-cap!! 🙂
Okay seriously….those shorts! That’s it, I’m just going to have to do my own post!
Loved the minivan comment!
I am dying to follow your blog. Thanks for the tip.
I stopped watching The Bachelor & The Bachelorette many seasons ago. I love reality tv, but this shit got old. I love Denny from Grey’s though.
Oh yes- the show that sucks me in too. And I felt bad for Kiptyn too. And Reid, what was he thinking professing his love in an untucked shirt and sneakers… come on buddy, show some class!
We’ll see how this one lasts. I hope they’re happy too!
Ugh.
I haven’t even seen it yet, but duh – right? Oh Jillian, you get more and more boring with every episode…
I don’t watch the show, but I love your synopsis of it. 😀
Okay, have to comment. I was rooting for Kyptyn, thought Reid was the funniest, and thought Ed was the “fruitiest”. If you remember he called the shorts his “man-kini” ummm no thanks. None the less glad he left his job for a good reason, love Jillian! Hope the “chemistry” continues with them, poor Ed can it get any more embarrassing?
So who do think has a better chance of becoming the next bachelor – Kyptyn, Reid, Jake or Wes? At least those in Chiwawa, Mexico would watch! ha ha
Love your re-cap!! And I get sucked in every season too. Can’t wait to see the lovebirds on after the final rose tonight. Hope they are still together 😉
ohhhh I stopped watching this show a long time ago…lol..sometimes I feel left out lol I am missing out on some seriously hilarious entertainment{I have a great makeup giveaway if you want to enter} 🙂
You google the results? I love that you do that, Summer! I am a total cheater too when it comes to things like books and TV shows.
A kindred spirit in the blogosphere!
-Francesca
She must’ve figured out Ed was hung like a, well, a horse after he was finally able to get it up.
That’s the only reason I can think of as to why she would put up with the green shorts.
I never thought about him looking like Denny, but he really does!
You are hysterical. Probably the FUNNEST thing I have read all day. 🙂
I heard on the radio this week that the DJ is friends with Ed’s ex-girlfriend. I guess he really didn’t leave the show for “work” but to break up with his girlfriend. If that’s true…he’s a jerk just like Wes.
sad thing is I really liked him until I heard that!