Proverbs 21:9
It’s better to stay outside on the roof of your house than to live inside with a nagging wife.
I will not nag, I will not nag.
But just in case he decides to read this, or a friend of his does and wants to tell him, or somehow one of you can get it to him…
then you know, it’s not really nagging.
Although, if he was living on the roof, and I was inside, then my house would stay clean. “Hmmm….”
There are dirty dishes in the sink. The dishwasher is dirty. “Hmmm…..”
There is a laundry basket in the bedroom. There are dirty clothes on the floor right next to the basket. “Hmmm….”
The trash can is full. It is overflowing. It runneth over. He says we need a bigger trash can. I say he needs to take out the trash more than once a week. “Hmmm….”
There are a pair of shoes in every room. I can’t find a single pair in his closet. “Hmmm….”
He says his New Years Resolution is to become more clean and organized. Yesterday was the first day of the New Year. He played Wii all day. But, in his defense he said he was in deep thought about how to put his resolution into action, you know, tomorrow.
I say, “Hmmm….”
I will not nag, I will not nag.
To be continued…
© 2009 “Le Musings of Moi”
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see, this is one of those passages in the bible i think we would all be better off without. nagging husbands are no fun either, but it’s always the WIFE in the bible that gets the blame…. funny thing, eh? so if MY hubby doesnt want to hear MY nagging… i just remind him of that little five word sentence that shows me he really loves me…”I’ll do it right now.”
That is funny! I wonder if our hubbys are related or if it’s just a male gene thing…
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Those could have been my words exactly! It must be a guy thing – but we love them regardless, don’t we? Happy New Year!
That is so funny. I’m with you on the to be continued part…LOL!
Are you talking about your husband or mine?? LOL!!
grrr…maddening! Seriously, why is it okay for boys to never ever grow up?
I think you may be mistakenly living with my husband. 🙂
Oh, I remember those days! I didn’t nag, though. I divorced! Just kidding… well, not about the divorce, but about the reason (though I was tempted on occasion ;). Maybe he’ll start on Monday… one can hope, right?
wait…are we married to the same guy…?!
If I didn’t nag we would be living in squalor. Men need nagging. That must be in the bible someplace right?