Another writing assignment from Kat! This time I’m choosing, When I’m Upset…
When I’m upset, I never eat chocolate.
When I’m upset, I don’t call as many friends as it takes until I get one who justifies me in being upset.
When I’m upset, I never jump to conclusions.
When I’m upset, I certainly never cry.
When I’m upset, I never have a problem sleeping. In fact, I sleep like an angel most in those times.
When I’m upset, I never want to be alone. I’d much rather prefer as many people, especially children, around me as possible.
When I’m upset, the little things never bother me.
When I’m upset, I never pout.
When I’m upset, I instantly see the silliness in the situation.
When I’m upset, not once do I open my cupboards for comfort food.
When I’m upset, I absolutely do not put on my comfy clothes and lay on the couch.
When I’m upset, watching Reality TV does not make me feel better.
When I’m upset, I never ever take it out on my dear sweet unsuspecting husband.
When I’m upset, I stay away from shopping because I know it will never help.
When I’m upset, a diet coke is the last thing I want.
When I’m upset, I don’t for a second think to blog or journal about it.
When I’m upset, I never get an attitude.
When I’m upset, I don’t get quiet and say “nothing” when asked what’s wrong.
When I’m upset, I am not in denial about the things I do when I’m upset.
Ever played that game, “I’ve Never?” Okay, so the idea is to drink (water, silly!) every time the “I’ve never” is actually something you’ve done. And if I had just played that game, I’d really need to pee.
© 2008 “Le Musings of Moi”
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HAHA cute and creative! I love it 😉
Saw your name at Mama Kat’s and thought I’d say hello!
Funny post Summ. Let’s get together soon and NOT “eat chocolate and watch reality t.v..” That certainly wouldn’t be good for us!
TOO Funny, and too true for me too!
ha ha – great post!
love it, and i never do all of these things either! 🙂
You are to fun and creative.. I love how you wrote it out in a different way..
Girl, I would have already wet my pants..
i love that you turned it into a game of i never! great idea and great post!
How funny, and I would need to pee too.
How funny, and I would need to pee too.
I love it…great idea!
Very funny!
I just found you from SITS and I was reading your profile and I had to laugh because I’ve always wanted to star as Roxie Hart in Chicago too!
Maybe someday (yeah right)..
Oh! Shopping is something I NEVER do when I’m upset…especially if I’m upset with my husband. Nope. uh-uh…not me.
I never pout either. Or call friends looking for justification.
Great post girl!
Creative contradiction! I love it! This was a very interesting and fun read!
pout? eat chocolate? shop?
ARE YOU READING MY MIND? oh, I mean, I wouldnt do that either…
I “don’t” go shopping either. A new pair of shoes never makes me feel better.
Hehe, yeah, I NEVER do any of those things either when I’m upset… (GULP)